That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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