haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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