I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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