Buhtt sex?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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