just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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