It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
All the doctor said was why
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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