My nipple is on Facebook.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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