No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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