I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
