Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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