Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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