i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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