i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I would ride that face into the sunset
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
