no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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