just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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