Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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