hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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