Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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