porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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