Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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