butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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