just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
