they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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