dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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