That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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