As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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