We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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