i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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