it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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