i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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