I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
