ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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