id be glad to
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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