just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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