I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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