fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
