Sry I called you an 8
you would pick up someone in the library
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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