508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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