If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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