She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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