tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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