Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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