Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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