Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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