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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.

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Give it back to your sister.

Submitted by squibkick on Jul 9, 10 at 11:13pm

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Someones been beating around the bush.

Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:07pm

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flick it off thenn..

Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm

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Surprise! It's called sex!

Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am

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It was mine. Don't you remember playing "Whose Pube?" last night?

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 9, 10 at 10:43pm

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This may be a long shot buuuut, do u like your girls scruffy?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 10:40pm

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Chewbacca. That is all.

Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:17pm

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How can you not know who's it was and/or why it's not yours?

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 9, 10 at 11:12pm

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Ha there would be 69 liked

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 9, 10 at 11:03pm

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Possibility: he only has sex with hairless chicks, so he assumes it must be another guy, and this is disturbing for him. Boring text; this guy is a pussy.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 10, 10 at 4:02am

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Lol that was so funny

Submitted by chastine on Jul 10, 10 at 12:28am

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Maybe it was a different color, that's how you can tell.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 10, 10 at 5:50am

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How does he know it's not his? \nDid he inspect it?

Submitted by billy2 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:27pm

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- I was wondering that too.
  
  Submitted by Lexifer on Jul 9, 10 at 10:45pm
  
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  - maybe a different color? haha ginger maybe
    
    Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 9, 10 at 10:58pm
    
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Cool story bro.

Submitted by An0n on Jul 10, 10 at 7:40am

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What's the problem with that?

Submitted by Nmartz on Jul 10, 10 at 1:13am

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Color?

Submitted by sassydoc9 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:56pm

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Maybe you should give my mom a break.

Submitted by katyboo_332 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:26am

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And your point is?

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:19am

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Probably an anal hair!

Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 10, 10 at 8:53am

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Ahh, Chewbacca. Got to love the Chewbacca line from southpark. lol

Submitted by flymikemc on Jul 10, 10 at 6:57pm

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Hat an accomplishment! You should put that on your job applications! Claps for you my friend, you are a true hero

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 10, 10 at 12:40am

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Brlooooooooooorch. Sry, just had a case of I don't wanna know. Ps. Woopdie doo, who gives a shit. PPS. Give it back.

Submitted by mattias on Jul 10, 10 at 1:59am

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Might be time to shave buddy

Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:54am

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Lmao @ squibkick

Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 10, 10 at 2:11am

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soooo, i have to ask...did you count all your pubes? i mean, you could have just found that missing one that wandered off earlier...

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:13am

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How could u tell, was it from a firecrotch?

Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 11:21pm

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I'm sure your sister doesn't want it back just get rid of it

Submitted by yomomasmoma on Jul 10, 10 at 3:43am

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Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

Submitted by BettitaR on Jul 10, 10 at 12:32am

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this is a boring text. who voted for this?

Submitted by all_nighter on Jul 10, 10 at 2:02am

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lol rorix08.

Submitted by lane6 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:36pm

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Give it back to ur mom

Submitted by vmv on Jul 10, 10 at 1:53am

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It's all downhill from here.

Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:33am

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And you're checking why?..

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 10, 10 at 4:37am

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That's what you get for docking

Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Jul 10, 10 at 3:29am

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I'm sick

Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 11, 10 at 7:28am

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WOOO party!

Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 10, 10 at 9:55am

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are you sure it wasnt from someones butt cheecks?

Submitted by Hutch8429 on Jun 4, 11 at 7:29pm

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That's so dumb. Like who the hell would text that to someone. \nUuhm no one.

Submitted by emilycaitlin on Jul 10, 10 at 3:05am

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Win.

Submitted by O____o on Jul 10, 10 at 1:43am

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Groossssssssssssss!

Submitted by goblue08 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:58pm

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Someone is a homosexual.

Submitted by aarong811 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:04pm

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- You know that women have pubic hair too, right?
  
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  - Whaaat, you didn't know that body hair is inherently masculine?
    
    Submitted by EnergyTurtle on Jul 10, 10 at 4:14am
    
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Submitted by squibkick on Jul 9, 10 at 11:13pm

Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:07pm

Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm

Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 9, 10 at 10:43pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 10 at 10:40pm

Submitted by elizabeth89 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:17pm

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 9, 10 at 11:12pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 9, 10 at 11:03pm

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 10, 10 at 4:02am

Submitted by chastine on Jul 10, 10 at 12:28am

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 10, 10 at 5:50am

Submitted by billy2 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:27pm

Submitted by Lexifer on Jul 9, 10 at 10:45pm

Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 9, 10 at 10:58pm

Submitted by An0n on Jul 10, 10 at 7:40am

Submitted by Nmartz on Jul 10, 10 at 1:13am

Submitted by sassydoc9 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:56pm

Submitted by katyboo_332 on Jul 16, 10 at 3:26am

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 10, 10 at 2:19am

Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 10, 10 at 8:53am

Submitted by flymikemc on Jul 10, 10 at 6:57pm

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 10, 10 at 12:40am

Submitted by mattias on Jul 10, 10 at 1:59am

Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:54am

Submitted by gaterhog on Jul 10, 10 at 2:11am

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:13am

Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 11:21pm

Submitted by yomomasmoma on Jul 10, 10 at 3:43am

Submitted by BettitaR on Jul 10, 10 at 12:32am

Submitted by all_nighter on Jul 10, 10 at 2:02am

Submitted by lane6 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:36pm

Submitted by vmv on Jul 10, 10 at 1:53am

Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:33am

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 10, 10 at 4:37am

Submitted by xxxcroninxxx on Jul 10, 10 at 3:29am

Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 11, 10 at 7:28am

Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 10, 10 at 9:55am

Submitted by Hutch8429 on Jun 4, 11 at 7:29pm

Submitted by emilycaitlin on Jul 10, 10 at 3:05am

Submitted by O____o on Jul 10, 10 at 1:43am

Submitted by goblue08 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:58pm

Submitted by aarong811 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:04pm

Submitted by Rorix08 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:17pm

Submitted by EnergyTurtle on Jul 10, 10 at 4:14am

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