Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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