...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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