Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
