Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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