Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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